I've told this story in detail before, so I'll just mention the basics. I once was forced to learn to play the drums by not playing them because they were too loud. It scarred me for life. Now I'm having flashbacks...
This frickin' Pug dog knows the entire song I was expected to learn and can nail it. The first song I ever tried to play (and still can't) was Enter Sandman by Metallica, and this dog rips through it with technical prowess:
How dafaq a dog plays drums? Seriously. Someone must have trained him with treats made from the drug on Limitless. And Enter Sandman too, to add insult to injury.
I was skeptical at first but where's the human hands? Usually you can detect that a person is moving the dog or cat or whatever beast around. That's not happening here. You can even see him bashing the foot pedal.
I'm done. Done with drums. Done with life.
Update: I came back to this post and it led me to do an internet search for other dog drummers. Apparently it's not just this one dog... they are beginning to rise up. Look:
Normally I would call B.S. on something like this since people like to mess around with Photoshop. I'm the man at spotting shops. Usually you can see the pixels, but this time it's clear as day... This is real.
Here's more proof:
I'm just going to watch these guys play Enter Sandman in Bluegrass, in tears... with ice cream.