Walrus Seduces Everyone With Sax Solo

First off, I thought fish had to be in water to breathe?

Second, how a fish gonna rip such a killer saxophone solo and then have someone bring it a rose?

Seduction Level: Expert.

It's all in being confident, like when he applauds himself for putting Kenny G in his place and then busts the tango:

I thought Candy Dulfer was the "Saxiest" sax player, but I'm starting to change my mind.

candy dulfer saxophone player

Can Candy dance the tango and slide around on the ground in a wet suit?  Can she even breathe under water?

Editor's Note:  A loyal visitor has informed us that this is, in fact, not a fish.  It's some kind of deformed dog called a "Walrus."  We stand corrected.  We're not above admitting when we're wrong, but we're not going to start applauding ourselves like some narcissistic freak of nature Latin fish dog thing.

dog walrus

I must say, it looks like it'd go great beer-battered with some fries, cole slaw, and hush puppies.

I knew there was such a thing as a catfish but I wasn't aware of dogfish until today.  Are they legal to have as pets inside city limits?

I'd let it run around the backyard with my dolphin.