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"Hey Siri, drop dat hot fiyah so I can kick a funky rhyme." Your request does not compute. "Siri, hit dat beat box, byitch!" I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. "Dammit, Siri. What's one trillion to the 10th power?" We Quartet Now. ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO BOOM BAP. […]
If you were in high school in the late 90's, or perhaps even college, then I'm guessing you had a Linkin Park phase in your life. I did. I used to mute my video games and put my Hybrid Theory CD on loop and have my own personalized soundtrack. This took me back... The fact that […]
If you guys aren't on the up and up with Ylvis, two comedian/musician brothers from Norway with their own TV show, you need to check out all of their music videos. I'll get you started with this winner, Someone Like Me: Mr. Toot and Massachusetts and Stonehenge and The Cabin are also on my favorite's lists […]
An oft wondered phenomenon in the music universe is "What the fack is up with lead guitarists' faces during solos?!?" We know all of the magical ritiuals surrounding solos. For instance, you must hold your breath during a guitar solo, out of respect for the guitarist but also so you aren't cursed for eternity. You […]
If there's two things in this world I love enough to offer my firstborn, that would be food and then music. In that order. Music attracts a subset of people who are oftentimes very right-brained; the type of folks who suck at math and other left-brained activities. And unfortunately, a large part of learning music […]
I found out about Bo Burnham years ago when I was in the break room at work and his stand-up was on whatever channel was already playing. I thought it was hilarious, so I dug deeper and learned about his Youtube rise to stardom. Apparently this pisses off all of the comics who went on […]