"Hey Siri, drop dat hot fiyah so I can kick a funky rhyme."
Your request does not compute.
"Siri, hit dat beat box, byitch!"
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
"Dammit, Siri. What's one trillion to the 10th power?"
ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO BOOM BAP.
I feel betrayed. I just deleted an entire paragraph about my prediction that this little stunt would blow up with a ton of copy cats. Turns out these are the copy cats!
I found a 12 year old kid doing this in 2013:
And then I also found this superior beatbox:
BRB, going to make my own Siri beatbox and be internet famous.