Throw your melatonin in the trash.
The band Marconi Union collaborated with sound therapists to create the world's most relaxing song. In fact, it's so effective at calming your nerves that the stress specialists who performed the experiments have issued a warning to not listen to it while driving. Seriously. Don't do it.
Press play on the video below to listen as you finish reading below. You'll be like "Where am I? What happened?" You don't have to watch unless you're partial to drones flying in circles.
To induce the effect of drinking 18 gallons of chamomile tea, the band dialed in the tune at 60 BPM's. This reportedly slows and syncs your heart rate to your alpha brainwaves.
The founder of the British Academy of Sound Therapy explains:
While listening, your heart rate gradually comes to match that beat. It is important that the song is eight minutes long because it takes about five minutes for this process, known as entrainment, to occur. The fall in heart rate also leads to a fall in blood pressure.
The harmonic intervals - or gaps between notes - have been chosen to create a feeling of euphoria and comfort. And there is no repeating melody, which allows your brain to completely switch off because you are no longer trying to predict what is coming next.
Instead, there are random chimes, which helps to induce a deeper sense of relaxation. The final element is the low, whooshing sounds and hums that are like buddhist chants. High tones stimulate but these low tones put you in a trance-like state.
The experiment, commissioned by Radox Spa, determined a list of the top 10 most calming songs ever. They are:
In other news, sales for valerian root are at an all time low as insomniacs flood the stores looking for Marconi Union CD's, reporting a rise in sleeping and reduction in overall anxiety.