My life is now complete. Some awesome person named Helena Torres uploaded a video of their cat singing along with them to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It."
Let's waste no time...
I know that it's the "If You're Happy and You Know It" tune, but I can't confirm what's being said. I know the cat can't clap his hands if he's happy. I also can't understand cat-speak.
I have it on good authority that this man and his feline friend are plotting the destruction of all mankind. My insiders in the international intelligence agency report the lyrics as follows:
If you're happy and you know it, don't. (Meow)
Summon forth his Infernal Majesty. (Reow)
Destruction to all cat-kind, man-kind shall follow
We shall feed on the suffering of the weak. (Nyan)
That's pretty messed up stuff for a cat to be singing about. I've never trusted cats, let alone a singing cat. I'm more of a dog person. I hope no cat heard me say that...
The last time someone talked smack about cats, they destroyed his DJ equipment...