Somewhere Out in the Stars... Kitty History!

The best way to explain this video is to let you read the intro lyrics:

In a universe that's infinite like many theorize ours is;
there are parallel worlds where every possibility lives.
So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written
The only differences is that, everyone's a kitten!

And before anyone feels the need to say it: Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda.

Now... stick it out for the twist.  This is no surface level joke or song for the impatient:

Trevor Moore brings us this "killer" track Kitty History from his album High in Church.

Apparently, somewhere out there in the space-time loops, it was a quantum inevitability that there'd be a Kitty Planet with a...

Kitty History: exactly like ours!

Kitty History - Kitties Taking Charge!

Take a tour through Kitty Earth history, from Kitty Dinosaurs to Kitty Colonialism, all the way up to:

kitty jfk assassinated

Pictured Above: Kitty JFK assassinated by Kitty Lyndon B. Johnson and the Kitty CIA

Boy, that escalated quickly.

that escalated quickly

Kitty Jeb Bush rigs the Florida election for his brother, Kitty George W. Bush:

kitty bush family

Kitty government even puts trains and puts Kitty terrorists on the pay roll and gives them a target.  Kitty bankers robbing the citizens blind, kitty soldiers committing war crimes... wow, their history is exactly like ours!

kitty media companies illuminati

All I know is, this is one of my new favorite songs, and my sweet kitty Cornbread would NEVER join the Kitty Illuminati.