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Ever Wanted to Watch Kurt Russell Smash an Antique Martin Guitar?

Saturday - Jan 2, 2016 Industry News

For the music industry and especially guitar enthusiasts, Christmas 2015 was a smash hit. Twas on that fateful day that many of us witnessed the destruction of antique Martin guitar pulled straight out of their museum.  The catch was that none of us would realize what we saw until the Martin Guitar Museum's director Dick Boak […]

Meet The Awkward Guitar Thief Who Just Casually Stole $5000

Thursday - Nov 19, 2015 Industry News

Still on the prowl, this Not-So-Smooth Criminal waltzed right into the Long Island City Guitar Center and shuffled his way right back out while trying to hide a $4,650 Gibson guitar under his shirt: This surveillance footage is from October 18th, 2015 at 3:50 PM, and although the police have been investigating the footage, they're […]

Chris Squire Has Died, But His Legacy is Not Forgotten!

Sunday - Jun 28, 2015 Industry News

Today, on June 28th, 2015, Geoffrey Downes announced to all of the loving fans that his friend and bandmate Chris Squire died at the age of 67.  The details surrounding the event were not made known, nor are they truly relevant.  I refuse to be sad (and it's not working).  My choice is to celebrate […]

DJ Steve Aoki Sued for Breaking Fan's Neck with Inflatable Raft

Wednesday - May 27, 2015 Industry News

Shit is crazy out here in these streets... Steve Aoki, the highest grossing dance musician in North America from his tours alone, likes to ramp up the energy levels at his live performances. Matter of fact, you should stream his new album as you read this to get the full experience. He likes to take […]

Praise His Holy Name: American Idol to End

Monday - May 11, 2015 Industry News

Hey, I calls it like I sees it.  After 15 seasons of corruption, the big-wigs have decided that profit margins have dwindled far enough for American Idol to end.  I'm sure The Voice will continue to enthrall us all for another decade to come, yippee? When product placements run rampant, you know it's over. That's […]

Marketing Master Marilyn Manson's New Disc

Wednesday - May 6, 2015 Industry News

In a world where selling CD's has gone the way of tapes and 8-tracks, Marilyn Manson has stepped up to the plate to challenge the status quo... Except he's not slanging your typical CD.  He's selling a PlayStation disc! It's literally being manufactured by Sony in the exact same plants that all those games I […]