For generations we've dreamed of such a time, and that time has now arrived. The ancients were stuck annoying people with ocarinas, and our more modern ancestors had to settle for bagpipes, accordions, and harmonicas. But a new world rises, one of technologically supplemented antagonization of the innocent...
I present to you...
Yes, my friends. Kazoobie Kazoo has released the long-awaited HUMMbucker. Don't worry, they didn't do anything crazy like crafting the kazoo out of stainless steel or classy bamboo. They stayed true to the game. Check out some of these stats:
This bad boy is surprisingly cheap and the perfect stocking stuffer or surprise gift for your musician buddies or family member.
Check out homeboy here rocking out. He's really high on... life.
Here's the Roland Micro Cube amp he's talking about. All jokes aside, it's a killer travel amp for practicing and even sounds good enough when mic'd at gigs. It's gots lots of effects. My brother has one. Me likey.
While you're at it, you might as well pick up the instruction manual, because, you know... all those moving parts and whatnot can get confusing:
Be the envy of all of your friends and make them, like, totally jelly by being the first of you to rock an electric kazoo with advanced methods like "froggy practice," "balalaika effect," and special lip positions.
I don't know if any of that is real, and neither will your friends, so just go with it. Scoff at them if they ask as if everyone knows about the balalaika effect. "Bro, do you even kazoo?"