In September 1976, Capitol Records released a mystery album and let the secret carry itself through word of mouth throughout North America.
This initially obscure record oozed of secrecy and inspired vast speculation by everyone in the industry, fans and professionals.
What Was So Mysterious?
This album hit the scene and as people got their hands on it, they were left scratching their heads. There were no pictures of the band. There were no writing credits given to musicians. There was no biographical info, no thanks, no notes, no nothing.
There was only one piece of information revealed…
The Band’s Name was Klaatu…
Or was that the album name? What gives? Cue the media frenzy.
Setting the stage six years before, all of our hearts were broken when the announcement came: The Beatles had disbanded. In the years to come, nothing was dreamed of more in the industry and in the global pop culture than a reunion album from the Fab Four.
Various newspapers and magazines in the United States and in Canada had been giving this “Klaatu” album killer reviews. It all started with comparisons:
“The album showcases masterful Beach Boy style vocal arrangements”
“The Klaatu sound reminds one of the orchestration and style of The Beatles”
This positive reception was your standard positive reception. However, the game was on when Steve Smith, album reviewer for the Providence Journal in Rhode Island, wrapped up his article with a key piece of specific speculative excitement…
Klaatu could very well be an anonymous reunion album by The Beatles.
Minds = Blown.
And that’s all it took. Smith didn’t fan the flame. He poured a full drum of gasoline and tossed a grenade.
The Snowball Picks Up Speed
The situation exploded into a full-on Stage 5 viral pandemic.
The story didn’t just gain traction. The concept of friction and brakes were thrown out the window. Everyone on the planet is trying to crack the case. You’ve got people watching and re-watching The Day the Earth Stood Still looking for clues. Why? Because Klaatu…
…is none other than the master of the robot servant of the space aliens in the 1951 film The Day the Earth Stood Still. To top it off, it was discovered that in Canada the album did have a name! It was called “3:47 EST“. It happens that that is the exact moment the spacecraft touches ground on Earth in the movie… What could it all mean?
“Well, for one,” everyone decided, “it means that Klaatu is the name of the band.”
Steve Smith, riding on his notoriety as the rumor starter, began to investigate. He started hitting up Capitol Records for info, but they had nothing to say. Not only did they not release names, but they were vague and even insinuated that perhaps they didn’t even know themselves!
Radio stations were talking about it. Print media was furthering the speculation. Beatles fans were on a rabid wild goose chase trying to crack the code. Good old Steve Smith even managed to dig up enough clues, probably purposefully inaccurate clues, to tell the world that there were FOUR MEMBERS! lt just had to be The Beatles!
And We Reach Critical Mass
Of course the entire world isn’t going to be talking about this band without playing tracks from the album. The song “Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (the Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day)” pushed forward as the people chosen hit single. By 1977, less than one year’s time, The Carpenters did their thing and covered it, pushing into the Top 40 worldwide. Klaatu was now a household name and dinner table discussion.
Sneaky detectives discovered that the unknown number of band members were currently in England recording a second album with the help of none other than the London Symphony Orchestra. I mean, c’mon bro, that’s got Beatles written all over it… right?
This whole mystery was exploding. The album was selling 20,000 copies PER DAY in the United States alone. Hotcakes, I tell you.
Meanwhile, the attention shifted from The Day the Earth Stood Still to the album lyrics and cover itself.
“Well… the record sleeve has a sun on it, an obvious allusion to Here Comes the Sun. And it has mushrooms on it…” Some how people decided that the word Klaatu meant “been here before.” Then of course were the uses of words such as:
…and even themes and elements related to concepts such as “Magic” and “Mystery” and “Tour.”
This got so crazy that Capital Records, of course rustling jimmies to make more money, started taking out full page ads in Billboard with nothing on it other than:
KLAATU IS KLAATU
Oh, and boy did the jimmies rustle. Things were so wild that newspapers were publishing full page articles about a the three word full page advertisement:
The article begins: “Klaatu is not the Beatles, of course. Klaatu is Klaatu.”
And The Walls Came Tumbling Down
The most amazing part of this entire story comes at the climax and the return to normalcy. The speed at which it happened was phenomenal.
Dwight Douglas, the program director at WWDC, a radio station in Washington, D.C., did the obvious. Someone should have done it sooner but nobody was thinking clearly during the craze and hysteria. He simply went over to the U.S. Copyright Office and checked the records for the album. And boom goes the dynamite, there it was… Three names:
- John Woloschuk
- Dee Long
- Terry Draper
Three fellows from Canada. Like a balloon being pricked with a sewing needle, the hype that had expanded to enormous proportions dissipated into the atmosphere immediately. Whether people were upset that the fun was over, or crushed that they weren’t getting their Beatles reunion after all, they began to get a little sour about it.
Terry Draper went on record in 2014, saying:
“The media thought that we had perpetrated that rumour and tried to fool the people, like Millie Vanilli, or whatever those guys were called that never sang on their records. We did not do that, we were victims of this entire enterprise.”
As soon as the secret was revealed, the media stopped playing the record. The fan base that had included hordes of Beatles lovers was quickly reduced to the minuscule pack of progressive psychedelic rock nerds.
Every album sold less and less numbers until finally, after the fifth album release in 1981, Klaatu, much like the very band they rivaled in skill, talent, and enjoyability, disbanded to release bits of solo material here and there to the dismay of their true fans.
Remembering the Real: Klaatu
There’s never been a stranger career than that experienced by the three (not four!) members of Klaatu. They rose to fame, recognized as the equals of The Beatles, and dropped just as fast. Once household names, now you’d be hard pressed to find anyone who’d ever even heard of this band. A band so good they were literally thought to be The Beatles… unbelievable.
It’s like the actors in The Blair Witch Project. Once you’ve done something so amazing and powerful that society as a whole stops moving for days to ride on your magical mystery tour, you’re done. A culture can’t take that level of impact more than once from you. And you fade from the scene…
But to John, Dee, and Terry, I say to you…
Klaatu Barada Nikto!
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Klaatu, you made the Earth stand still for much longer than a day! Thank you for your music.